Interview with The Ignorance
Published in Domination #4
Performed by Bizarre
Well, yes... this is my first ever contribution to Domination. I am now presenting an interview I have done with The Ignorance/AFL.
Hello Thomas. I hope you have fun with this interview. Most people, especially those who have been in the scene for longer now, know you very well. But you surely know that a lot of new dudes decided to enter the C-64 scene. Could you please describe yourself, including your personal data, your scene career with all former groups and functions, your real life and so on, so that everybody know you very well after having read this interview.
I'm nearly 26 years old, have two female children in the age of 2 and 4 years (Jacqueline and Monique) and get married at the 26th of May 1995!!! My wife is 23 years old, has big tits and fucks like a devil! At the moment I'm for 8 years in the German army as a sergeant!! For the rest leave e-mail to me and send some money!
I started in 1986/87 in a group called 'The Foxes INC.' (TFI) and later called FOXES! Handle: THE MONSTER. Then our leader joined with the whole group 'The Sharks' (they needed some original-payers!), after some time where nothing happened, we went over to 'VIRGIN' with the same result! Then I joined 'ROYZEX' as HEATSEEKER! ROYZEX went completely to MANOWAR and after some time I joined 'LAZER'!!! Guess what? YES! Then I left and joined 'CREST' as a cracker! CREST didn't spread my cracks very well and I met THE ARROGANCE at Goldrush's place! After lots of fun and beer we decided that I crack also for 'X-RAY' as 'THE IGNORANCE' (Sounds like Arrogance, eh?)!! And then: CREST - X-RAY - ENIGMA - TALENT - DYTEC - [O]
What do you personally think about the dudes and groups that have come to the 64 the past year? And do you think, the fact that ESCOM took over Commodore (and the consequence that the C-64 will be produced again for Eastern-Europe), will affect our scene in any way? If yes, what do you think will happen? Maybe more high quality games?
Of course more quality wares, a longer life of the C-64, more hardware for it and more..... C R A C K S!!!!
The fact that you left Onslaught for AFL caused some controversy, now you have the chance to explain the whole story in your words. Is it true that the main reason was to have a German fixer, namely PEACEMAKER in your group? As he has now quitted the scene, for how long are you gonna stay in AFL?
NO COMMENT ABOUT THAT!! NO ONSLAUGHT-PROPAGANDA!
(ED - hehe)
What do you think about the Federation against Onslaught?
NO COMMENT! Don't release BASIC-GAMES!
Do you think it was a wise decision to stay longer than necessary in the German army? I mean you are still in the army... for how many years will you stay there in all and WHY haven't you just passed the 12 months compulsory military service?
Because in the army I get nice money, do not much work (only til Friday 12.00 o’clock!) and give little pissheads orders!!! HEHEHEHE!!! I'm a sergeant now since 2 years and I will be all together 8 years in the army! After this I get another job and a lot of money! With this job I start to study and get money paid further than 2 years! That's the reason!
What will you do after the army?
Studying to get an engineer or something like that! And hopefully not much work and no more children!
I see. Some time ago you restarted calling boards outside Germany more regular. Do you use a PBX or a Meridian Mail Outdial? And why don't you call with calling cards?
I'm calling with the water-box of my toilet! If I press it, I get the right tunes to blue-box! If my neighbour hears it 10-20 times in the evening he knows that I'm calling again! NO! I use a PBX and I like it most!!
Alright, the next thing is something you can see in almost every interview. The so called brainflash. The interview mentions one word and the interviewed person has to answer immediately. It's a very good invention, so here we go. Thomas, what do you think about:
Arschloch: MR.MISTER of FORTRESS
Lamer: ^ The same ^
Butt-Head: ^ The same ^
TRC+SCS: I hate those releasing unsold games !
AFL: One of the oldest groups of today ! PALS!
Avantgarde: BEST newcomer of today ! FRIENDS !
Onslaught: Not a bad start, but too many lame games!
Hardcore: Nearly all old ex-partners and friends !
Co-Op: Maybe the best for both ???
Volker Ruehe: Pay more money to your soldiers!
Metal: I like it!
Escom: New owner of Commodore ! FUNNY !
Kangaroos: I like the Tasmanian ones grilled on toast!
Dictionary: HAHAHAHA ! I have good English ! Australia: Down under ! Down by law ! AC/DC !!
Megaswap: INTRUDER, CALYPSO, TOO MUCH WORK !
NTSC: I HATE FIXING GAMES ! AMERICANOS, BUY PAL
Empire: The remaining are too lame to fix a game!
Ignorance: THE BEST CRACKER EVERYWHERE ! HEHEHE ! Teethbrush: You're breath smells terrible !
VMB: JAZZCAT'S one !
Excess: ?????? What's that?
Crossfire: Exory/Holocaust, Dystan/Trauma !
Domination: This fucking long interview !
Vandalism: Confusing charts !
The Pulse: Never heard of REGINA before ! But nice!
Relax: NOT the worst one ! I like it !
Propaganda: Better than all Lame-group-mags !
Sex 'n' Crime: BULLSHIT !
Mamba: THE BEST ! I liked the comics by GOTCHA !
Nitro: Never read !
Skyhigh: Scratched ! Corramba: Wait and see !
1st release: Never did one !
Games: I hate BASIC and one-filers !
Arrogance: Old friend of mine ! (Thomas, move ass!)
Nightshade: Nobby, the cleaner of INTRUDER'S PUKE !
Legend: Not bad, but I hate PWP'S trainer-menu !
SC Freiburg: Nice soccer-club !
SV Meppen: Flaschen ! Sounds like 'Deppen' !
Cracking: I like it !! Makes a lot of fun !
Orgasm: Nearly like a first-release !
Conference: Via modem, phone or in the army?
Count Zero: Old fat friend of mine !! Cool fixer !
Who sux?: TAKE THAT
Who rulez?: ME of course !
Blonde girls: NICE !
C-65: Too expensive for this old system !
Amiga: Not bad, but I hate the booting-shit ! Pentium: SVGA - rules !!
Will this shit never stop (hehe): I think so !
Crest: My old pals (Crossbow, Xayne, Daniel)
Megastyle: I like Scroll's demos !
Reflex: Sorry, but I hate watching new demos !
Coma Light: The same ! When will this flight stop ? : Never ! (The ALPHA flight..)
Du stinkst: Du sowieso !
Halt's Maul: Gibt gleich auf's Auge !
Na gut: Hoffentlich !
EH: WATT ?
Andy Moeller: VOLLDEPP !
Cops: I hate them (esp. CURLIN! HEHEHE)....
Drugs: I hate all kind of DRUGS ! They're for kids !
5 A.M.: Jazzcat's calling time ! 5.01 A.M: Jazzcat tries again, Ignorance slept !!
Ramirez: He stills owes me some money !!!!!
Jazzcat: He should try to learn a bit coding ! Vengeance: The same for him ! Bizarre: LAMER !
Homeboy: Hungarian wine-drinking bastard !
Marc/AFL: He always puts his ass into bed !
Chotaire: I like TPI but not all his music!
Deff: Old partner in crime !
Sure?: YES! I use condoms !
Okay that should be enough. Thank for you for doing this crap with me, Thomas. Next question:
Who are the lamest members of AFL, AVT, TRC+SCS, HCON and Chromance?
AFL = ME!!
AVT = Jack Alien (HUHU Robert!)
TRC+SCS = Splatterhead ( I laugh about his best mail-versions of previews!)
HCON = YOU!
[C] = ???
MY opinion! For an adult it's enough!
And who do you like most in the above mentioned groups? Why?
Jack Alien, Marc, Intruder, Suicide, Peacemaker, Curlin, Bizarre (SCHMATZ!), Deff and so on ! THEY'RE COOL FRIENDS!!!
Which groups do you like/dislike most in the scene ? Explain to us why please
MOST LIKED GROUP: AVANTGARDE (1000's of firsties!)
MOST HATED GROUP: FORTRESS (MR.MISTER IN THERE!)
Interesting choices. hehe. What is your opinion on fake cracks/groups/mags/demos?
Funny!! Then I know which bullshit is not worth leeching from the boards! Quite difficult with Paradox, Accept and sometimes Onslaught (HEHEHEHEHE)!!!!
What's your favourite low budget group?
Volle Kanne, Hoschy!
Oh baby I need you so...
What are your future plans both in the scene and in real life (is the army real life anyway?)
Making 100000039000 first-releases, kill MR.MISTER of FORTRESS (send him to a therapy to get a normal adult, without Nazi-shit in his head !), fuck my wife, see my children growing up, cracking all the games others are too lame for and NOT WORKING!!!
Tell me some funny stories about the army, I know that a lot of weird things happen there almost everyday.
Not in the mood to do this! Maybe next time!
Wanna greet someone?
Then do it!
ALL who love and like me!! (ESP. MY BABIES+WIFE!)...
And some last words please... did you like the interview. Why/Why not?
NO!! It was too long and not objective enough! TOO many propagandistic questions in it! DON'T use a mag for wars! IT'S LAME!!! Hope this will be not censored, otherwise......
SIGNED: THE IGNORANCE OF ALPHAFLIGHT 1970
(1970 is the birth-year of the founders!)
Alright... that's all... see you somewhere else !
Bizarre of Hardcore + Onslaught (HCON) in May 1995 for Domination #4, an independent disk mag by Jazzcat and a lot of other sceners.